Banned for Rock and Roll will never get rusty

Banned for letting Auntie Constantine play dress up.

Banned for Auntie Constantine has an alter-ego super heroine sidekick aka ...... are ya ready for this ...... IROKONESS' doppleganger.

Banned for altar boys.

I ban everyone who uses "/emotion" "/action" to currently explain what they are feeling and doing.

I ban myself for not knowing why I "/something" see this all over the internet.

Banned for using something in an mmo outside of an mmo.

(So thats where it came from its for emotes! Thanks!)

Go ahead jump down the sidewalk every 5 feet next time you take a walk.

Oh no, I stubbed my toe.

Banned because it's healing slow!

Seriously. I kicked a wall by accident four days ago, and I still can't walk normally. Mom refuses to have it looked at by anyone with any actual medical experience, insisting that it's fine.

banned for socks

Banned for maybe sandals.

banned for kinky or painful, depending on one's care.

and yes, the classics of rock and roll are some of the best. Great for sharing a slow evening.

I didn't think to have the nachos at the ready. Little guy just one-uped me.

banned for you've caught me red handed.