Banned for a hand in a bucket... so where's the rest of him?

Banned for hiding in the trunk with his junk and mistaking it for a mallowmar bar.... I'll split the 15c, though.

Banned for you're welcome to the half of a half of a mallowmar bar.... it was found under the front seat of an old Chevy that was abandoned in the desert 20 something years ago... so it's been cooked and probably nibbled on by desert rats

Banned cuz I'll hitch a ride with the Marlboro Man.    

Banned for Mighty Mouse.

Banned for Modest Mouse.

Banned for classism.

banned for I would agree. Like floating a torso sized piece of chocolate cake by a Weight Watchers meeting. Watch the saliva drip!

banned for I don't picture zombies having a very active secretion. I picture it being more of a lazy, slurry-like leak.

Banned for that would be under normal circumstances... but during a red brain feeding frenzy I reckon the slobber 'd be flowing like a rain-swollen creek.  Their cups runneth over, so to speak.

Banned for exposing the worm like that... next you'll be parading slugs around like they're household pets.

BTW, that worm 'd give a good tonguie, I reckon... just so long as he stays away from my ear [wouldn't want it coming out the other side]

Banned for being a sucker for the big ol' blues... or big ol' browns in this case.

Me, I'm a sucker for green eyes

Banned for flirting with the green eyed monster... I just hope you wore protection.

Banned because hovering with avian-model wings really is quite difficult. The few that can do it require huge inputs of energy.