Banned because Willis found a way and you followed him covertly to discover his secrets.....word has it that if you post the vid of him mooning GWB [because it clearly shows a heart shaped birthmark that could identify him], he's gonna post one of you 'matriculating' in the school toilets

Banned for probably a good idea. I try to not touch anything anywhere when I'm out there. I wish we could have a flashlight that shows germs.

Banned for going in the outhouse.

banned for pooping your suit. Forgot there wasn't a latch back there, huh?

banned for my shit smells like fresh baked muffins.

banned for not wanting to taste my muffin.

banned for I would agree, but I hate having to start a campfire on the breakfast table each morning. Brother gets pretty pissed when I do that too.

Banned because this is published in "Survive to Fight," a Cold War instruction booklet detailing what a British soldier should do to fill the time between Germany getting nuked and getting flattened by the 3rd Shock Army. The legendary Task 17...

Cold War era ... 1947 to 1991

Banned for making me think ... I guess.

Everybody's banned because the subject once again devolved to defecation, toilet habits and, and, and creating an association between muffins and excrement

Banned for lack of GI Joe trivia. 

The first big flop in the GI Joe line was GI Nurse, an action girl designed to bring American girls into the GI Joe universe. It didn't work-- girls preferred Barbie, who wasn't subordinate ta a male. Boys also refused to play with her, so Hasbro replace her with a male medic. Today the doll, which sold for $4.99 in 1967, is so rare that it sells at auction for as much as $6,000.00

Banned for who knew hey Uvah. Still in the box would make it golden.  

Banned because I could probably make quite a bit of money developing more realistic sex dolls. Sad, but true...