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banned for whatever you said... I like tits

In fact, I can remember every cup size of every girlfriend I've ever been with, in chronological order, although I've occasionally forgotten names...

man, I like tits.

Banned for the largest I've ever handled was 42E.

I like how you assume I'm small potatoes.

banned for make sure teh ditz foots the bills and... wait, why does your car reek of squirrels?

Banned because it was actually an interesting learning experience- my whole life I've wondered how I would react in a life-or-death situation like that. We saw the car coming like half a second before, and while Mom was screaming at the top of her lungs I just said the word "crap" a bit louder then usual.

EDIT: And mom carries bird seed around in the back, leaves her windows open, and parks under a tree. Hence, the car reeks of squirrels.

Banned for eyes bigger than your mouth.... biggest set I ever played with was 44FF, with little to no sag and nipples that pointed NW at sunset

Yeah, I know, banned for being a greedy bastard.

Banned for introducing vegetables during a breast meat discussion....

Banned for letting the squirrels nibble at your nuts..... hence, your underwear reeks of squirrels.

Yes, Irokoness, you are banned.

And I dunno about slow motion, but my reflexes get pretty good when that shit goes down.

Oh, and my mouth was more than happy to take up the challenge.

Mmmm... meat and potatoes...

banned for that's what happens when the shit flies!

That and I throw away another catcher's mitt.

Banned because it depends on the fan. One of the little windowsill kind will get you a good bit of dispersion (assuming the load is not large enough to clog it up) but one of those big industrial jobs...

banned for they use a hydraulic pump with an aerator screwed onto the end of the cylinder.

Holy shit... banned for bringing up a cool pump toy my brother use to have. I had the Nerf Bow 'N Arrow. Slower rate of fire, way more accuracy.

banned for I know how to revamp a Nerf Vulcan and oh so want to. Just not sure if I can justify the work/money.

Banned because of another thing I don't get about traditional gender roles. Why is it that when a female wears man's clothes, that is considered heterosexual but a bit kinky, while if a male wears women's clothes they are obviously very, very gay?

banned for injustice and the American way!

I don't think it's kinky when women wear men's clothing, but I do see the point. And blacks were 3/5ths a person, but couldn't make 3/5ths a vote. You think you were screwed?