Banned for mentioning headcrabs/crabs and starting everyone scratching

Banned for standing on the lavatory seat... but it's no use... cos the crabs in there can jump ten feet

Banned for not having a python hiding in the bowl unlike one unfortunate lass who sat down and got the jab of her life.

Banned for replacing crabheads when they should have gone to Oz.

Banned for prison garb.

banned for birthday suits.

Banned for thinking expensive suits don't chafe or ride up your crotch and cut off your circulation.

Banned because your oft suggestive posts cause me to have dirty thoughts.

Banned because FBI doesn't stand for Female Body Inspection

banned for SEX, which stands for "Silently Extracting Xylophones"

Banned because while I certainly support Anonymous going up against DoD in a way that gets few people hurt, I have to take issue with your knocking of the police, at least the police here in the States.

They don't have a lot of lobbying power like the military does, so they're pretty much stuck trying to enforce the crazy laws along with the ones that actually keep us safe in what is often a very dangerous environment with little public respect from people who seem to have no problem with actual overreaching authority so long as it comes in camo.

Banned because I'm totally with the police on many issues. By "at this point in time" I meant "on this particular issue," because I have a strong suspicion that this recent crackdown has more to do with the whole internet piracy issue, or rather, "how can the old media best suppress the internet as a medium for communication under the guise of anti-piracy legislation."

Banneded cos I already knowed whar ta find ye.... arrrrr

Banned for an elongated help which would actually delay help arriving due to rescuers taking much longer to read the request.