Banned for thinking it's Okay to take your shoes off in a built-up area

Banned for cracking a window...  with flatulence... and letting the whiff in rather than out.

Banned because the smell made everything green a long time ago.

banned for not talking about tropes this time around

And they wanted change too.

Banned for unsolicited ramblings of a poundless nature.

Banned for four As.

Banned for not just writing sixteen and being done with it

Banned for digital not doneness

Banned for who gives a hoot. Most politicos wear Busted Browns anyway. Busted on the top and brown on the bottom. he he

banned for I thought they were the bastards with all the money

Banned because Donald Trump is in fact an innocent victim.

He is under the complete control of the alien organism that lives on his head.

Banned for alien penetrations of a has-been with a plea of a lost marble or three as his only defense for exponential greed ricocheting around the globe and sucking off investors funds.

Banned for thinking Trump has a head... that, my friend, is a solidified lump of upchuck from when his neck regurgitated a bull's balls stroganoff he had for lunch

Banned for thinking that is a hairpiece.... bastard glued on a gopher cos it was cheaper, the tight-fisted prick that he is.