Don't take it seriously, he's faking the troll act. Trust me, I know, just take a look at the posts listed in his karma.

He has no karma and this is his only post

I don't know about you but I see a +3 next to his name. And when I say posts I mean those listed in his karma box, not ones he created. Besides, he PMed me after I called him out on his first trolling attempt and told me himself it was an act. He was perfectly literate when doing so.

cool stry bro. MC is gey. even mario way bettr den MC, becuz he jus jump ova anyting MC duz becuz MC ssux.

wz joek. u not no joek? wz bad stry u must b liek 3

I really hope that that was sarcasm. OOOOFFFF CCCCOOOOUUUURRRRSSSSEEEE!!!!

That was a joke. You don't now what a joke is? It was a bad story, you must be like 3.

My friend, learn to spell and write and I might take you as a possible threat to my power. And I am not three, if I am then you must not have been born yet. I now a lot more it would seem then you do about a story, so lets see what the other posters here have to say about it?    

Edit: And I'll be back in fifteen minutes, so if you are here Shink just wait. And I have other things to do and would like to get this over with. And Shink. if you and I<3Shink are one and the same then you better start running since I already have my sights on him if won't leave me alone.

Will I already came up with some theories that need to be tested to see if we can figure it out. Either: A ,Shink was infected by the Flood, B is he has started to clone himself to create a spam army, or C Shink and I<3Shink are one and the same.

I think C is the most likely. And where is Shink? 

This has been a Sol Core Interstellar Command transmission.     

Guys - I've seen alot of you on these forums before... is there anyway we could possible leave posts like this alone?  Maybe let the other crazies who wander in for some unknown reasons address them?

All trolls do is try to invoke a response. By responding, you are driving him to push harder, and everyone looks like an idiot. As far as trolls go, he's trying much too hard, and you're feeding him. So, you should just report the thread and ignore it. If he derails your threads, report him and ignore it. It's fairly simple.

Also, I see the original post as a quite sarcastic and humorous jest on all of the Halo vs whatever threads that I think are spam as well. Posts like those make "good" forums "bad". That's just my opinion of course, I ignore those threads but would come to the site increasingly less if more like them appeared. Everyone has their own opinions and can bicker about them all they want, but you should ignore the stuff that isn't worth the time it takes to read.

tl;dr Stop responding to and taking the internet so serious, and the annoying stuff will go away, or you will. Nothing is truly lost either way.

Seriously, in our defense, if you had a child as addled as Sova seems to be, would you allow them to view the internet unsupervised?

Here we are, just kidding around, and some dude takes it seriously. How are we not supposed to have some fun with that? This is the internet, for God's sake.

Also, Sova. I really only have one word for you, to be perfectly honest. It's a word that'll really help you express yourself and come off more as an adult and less as a rampaging ten year old at mommy's computer. And I really want you to take this word, and consider it from all aspects, not just the base one. Think about it. Contemplate it. Internalize it. And that word is: Ritalin.

Somehow, "told you so" just doesn't quite say it.....

Why did I start HvsST? To have fun, learn more about ST and see just what I can really do when it comes to a debate. I am a big Halo fan, I just can't stand people who acted like you did, I mean no offense but I can't stand people who act like that. But I can have fun making it look like I go after everyone that acts or is a troll. I thought that the trophy room was silly and funny! Its been fun, and I did make my pick, but I am more then willing to let the other side win if they have something that can pull it off unlike what you seem to see at almost all other VS threads around the net.

And if I am a troll, I have this to say: I must be so good I didn't even now I was a troll. I am just a big fan, it wasn't until something like over 6 months ago that I even came across the massive HvsSW debate that seems like it's taking up nearly as much as the SWvsST debate. Its fun well it lasts, but there cames a time when a good, fun and funny thread must come to an end, I just got done with HvsSW a few months ago and thought that taking on ST would be interesing seeing as how so much things go on else where. I have this to say to all the Trek supporters: your all good people, your notthing like the really crazy people you see on VS sites and will do good in this world.

And I agree, Chef Boyardee vs Master Chief is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Trust me, you didn't confuse me. I just don' take insults will, if I have the time for something I can do just about anything I need for it. And can't I have some fun to? You and Shink acted like trolls, I had the fun of battling back and coming up with all sorts of silly things! Online trophy room! Now that was a good one I think, make it look like I take on everyone that acts or is a troll! LOL! Rampaging ten year old at mommy's computer! This has been fun, see you all around else where on the site. I think we all had a good long laugh at this. Now I have many other things to do to day and have to go. Will I<3Shink, Shink and everyone else have a good weekend!