Wish One Granted, you have an Alienware, then you realize just how much money you could have saved by building it yourself, the terror drives you mad. You spend the rest of your days attacking alienware computers before you are eventually shot down for breaking into the alienware headquarters with a flamethrower and at least 500 lbs of C4.
Wish Two Granted, although I'm not sure why you want your second with to be incorruptible, since you didn't actually wish for anything. I think you meant to wish for your first wish to be incorruptible. Too late.
I wish I could live forever, be impervious to blades, cannons, lasers, anti-matter, you, him, her, it, them, replicators, ancients, ori, asgard, tau, astartes, eldar, the god emperor, Horus, temptations of chaos, Egyptian gods, Greek gods, roman gods, catholic god, sun Tzu, Genghis khan, Julius Caesar, that guy over there, swords, maces, blunt impacts, suffocation, burning, Nathan Fillion, Magic, Magicka, Mana, Chi, kung fu, humor, exhaustion, Chuck Norris, and starvation.
I wish two wishes.
Wish one: I wish for a fully functional, fully legal, completely normal Alienware.
Wish two: I wish that my second wish to be utterly incorruptible, have no negative repercussions, and do no harm.
Cadalancea
