The rules of the game are easy: Some one makes a wish and then some one makes a silly, funny corrupted version then make their own wish.
I wish that I had a $one hundred zillion$ to create an FTL drive and go down in history as the most famous person ever. Now let the corrupting begin! Edit: What do you think of the subtital now? Seems better this way I think.
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My fishy died. All... 43 of them.
I wish that Star Wars would finally die. Seriously, 40 years later, and they're still squeezing $$$ out of this.
Koda0 (^)
Granted. It dies. Then it is resurrected.
I wish that koda0 would realize that having a fish avatar is a way to honor their memory.
I wish that you would stop hating on my Anime infatuation.
It matters not, the Sovereign kills all
I wish for moderately better pics.
Granted. But they're still spam. I wish my pinter would grow enough ink for me to print out my Thoreau essay.
you get more ink for your printer, but it turns out to be a type of sentient self-replicating nanite. they grow until they have consumed the whole world, and then the nanites are found and blown up by a species of spacefaring tree-octopus
i wish i had telekinesis
Granted. But you abuse it and get shot.
I wish I didn't have finals next week or tomorrow or the week after that or today.
Granted. You had finals yesterday and didn't know it and didn't even show up.
I wish people would shut up about the stupid Tiger Woods scandal(s)!!
Granted. They start talking about Britney Spears again and drive you insane
I wish you would remember the rivalry we had.
he does, but he gets so angry he ends up shooting you
i wish i was a penguin
EDIT: I wish I was faster.
I wish Cristopher Johnson would come back a few years early and teach those People Who Didn't Like District 9 a lesson they wouldn't soon forget.
you end up moving faster than the speed of light, and the universe implodes on itself
i still wish i was a penguin
Granted. Then you get eaten by a seal
I wish for an AT-AT, fullsize.
while walking to you, the at-at gets triped up by a rebel snowspeeder, and blows up in your face
i wish all these corrupted wishes didnt end in someone dying
They don't, just bankrupt, imprisoned, mortally wounded, institutionalized, or politcally tagged.
Veers, try an AT-AT/T2 (Turbolasers, rather than laser cannons.).
I wish for six.
Granted. 666.
I wish Henry David Thoreau had just DIED as a kid so I wouldn't have to write this horrible ESSAY on him.
Granted. Now you have to write a long and painful essay about his murder as a child.
I wish that I could be watching Romeo + Juliet from MTV right now.
granted, but right as soon as you start watching, mtv goes back to its roots and starts playing music and you get so sad you explode.
i wiah i had a super high-tech computor that could actually play supreme commander. (ps, i know where this is going, DO NOT go to "computor gets intellegent-> takes over world."
Granted. And it doesn't become intelligent and ttake over the world. But some loonie who's watched too many "Terminator" movies thinks it has, and smashes it with a wooden club.
I wish I could beat the class 2 race in Jak 2 just 1.033 seconds faster......
Granted. Then Dr. Hax shows up, accuses you of 'HAAAAAX!' and hits you with a computer monitor.
I wish that I could have a huge powerful business empire.
Granted. The evens of Ace Combat... I think 2 3 or 7 occour. You get raped by the U.S. military, in short.
I wish that the reason I was off for the past 3 dayz never happened...
Granted. Because I came to your house and smashed your WiC disk.
I wish I wouldnt have to be off for the next 5 days because of mid-terms. But then I get 2 weeks off to waste my life in these forums so its kinda like this:
-Mindless Studying
... My WiC disk wan't the issue, I actually have yet to get on there today.
Granted. You're a 14 year old dropout who eats the flesh of other hobos who've died of heat exposure in the Mojave desert.
I wish that you'd let me finish my episode of Code Geass! I watched 3 episodes when it was just me and Ryat, but now i"m stuck on you!
Granted, you get to finish the episode. But the ending consists of tyhe main character waking up in his/her bed and realizing it was all a dream, ruining the entire show for you.
I wish YouTube would stop deleting people's pirated District 9 soundtrack vids.
granted, youtube is overflowed with pirated videos, and crashes.
i wish ironclad would release the mini expanisons in store already.
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