Wow, this is some thread. Where do people come up with all this anyways?
Wait a sec..... I don't want to know the answer to that.
Pick-up lines from our school paper:
What has 142 teeth and holds the incredible Hulk? MY ZIPPER!!!!!
Is that top felt? (she says no) Do you want it to be?
I love Pokemon. Can I have a Peekachu?
There are 265 bones in the human body, would you like 266? (yes I know, wrong number of bones)
The person who wrote this is on a 365 day suspension.