Are you saying we'd have a whale of a time
That depends, would you be wearing a bikini or a wetsuit?

I'm going back to watching Moby Dick. Who's got the popcorn
Would that be Gregory Peck's or Patrick Stewart's version?
And... do you like curried cabbage flavour popcorn??

never did learn to speak pirate colorful langusge
all i know is avast me hearties not much of a pirate im afraid i leave it you starkers
Would it help if you watched some reruns of the UK TV series, Long John Silver?? 
Better still, wot if I sent ye some instructional tapes??? 