And have you loosened your collar?

Do you need the oxygen mask yet?

Has your implant gone into hyperdrive yet or is it stll at warpspeed factor 5?

Don't wanna know... I was only asking.

Hey IROKONESS, has the promotion tickled your fancy or is that the champagne bubbles?

BTW, congrats on your promotion.

I don't do warpspeed anymore. That is so archaic. I do the Slip stream. This way I can 'surf' all the way to the far side of nowhere and back again without leaving my seat and do it in less time than it takes to wag a gerbil's tail three times.

Did ya get it? Gerbil's tail ......

 I should have said three shakes of a gerbil's tail.

How many politicians does it take to screw up a light bulb?

Will politicians learn to screw down everything after they screw up everything?

Or 2 at the same time?

Well now isn't that the saddest thing .  They've got a pretty good whistler though.................

Do they whistle while they diddle as the politicians pull left handed screwdrivers down around their middle?

I'm going to invent a screw reverser and send it off to all the politicians in the world so that every time they try to screw us it'll turn on 'em and screw them right up the proverbial kiester.

Without the lubricant of course. Should i throw in some coarse grained sand too?

With bits of a razor's edge to add texture?

I certainly hope so. If not we can throw in an enema powered by super wind turbine with a very narrow hose.

Well ... the Republicans have their Donkeys and the Democrats have their elephants, or is it the other way around, any way ... the elephants can use their long trunks and blow it up the politician's butt and the donkey is a natural born jackass so, what else is there?

But don't donkeys actually work for a living?

If you get a photo of a jackass politician sniffing an elephant's butt, do you keep it for blackmailing purposes or embarrass the crap out of him by publishing it in the paper for all to see?