I kinda caught the drift from the git go dude.
I knew that, but what the heck, I just wanted to add a bit more sass to the game with a bit of elaborative thinking. 
The Mrs. 'PALM'-er gave it away. Been here 57 years after all. now back to the subject at ... 'hand'
So, is the subject at 'hand' something you're intimately familiar with or something you read about in a magazine you keep under the mattress?
As for me...
Do you do it in the morning?
Is that in the morning after breakfast or in the wee hours before breakfast? Anyway, that's a negatory.
Do you do it in the afternoon?
Is that in the afternoon while the soapies are still on or in the afternoon just before the un goes down? Nope!!
Do you do it in the evening?
What do you mean by evening... the bit before night or the bit after afternoon tea? Again, that's a nope!
Or do you do it just to do it?
Oh yeah... all the time, man, all the frickin' time. 
