Is a thinking redneck a contradiction in terms

One?

Just curious, if I get tired of waiting and answer my own question, is it breaking the rules?

Does a caring pirate give a hoot?

If your lonesome parrot is named GoodFellow does that mean he is gender challenged?

If your uncle was a hermaphrodite, would you bill him as the star in a XXX circus act?

If your hermaphrodite uncle upset you enough, would you tell him to go fornicate himself?

And did he enjoy hiding the salami with himself 9 months earlier?

Now how could he have given birth to salami kids with his frankfurter in the way?

Have you ever been caught with your hotdog in hand?

And what if the cops caught you in the park with your frankfurter in your hand, could they charge you with public indecency???

Are you guys crazy, or am I?

There's a clip above the belt.

Yes we are the only sane ones on the planet because no one else comes up with these nonsensical whimsies...or...do they?

If the politicos of the world did it would they be considered right, left or middle of the road?

Do they even know what a road is other than the one they run down to get their collective butts re-elected?

What will the politicos do once they've taxed the s**t out of everything on the planet and there's nothing left to tax?

Will they tax their brains?

Will they tax their gonads?

Will they tax their wives, husbands, same gender partners, dogs, cats ,mice, cockatoos and teals?

Or, what everyone hopes they'll do ... tax themselves out of existence?

If the politicos taxed the S**T out of everything, wouldn't they end up with an enormous pile of manure? (and deservedly so)

If politicos taxed their own brains, wouldn't the have to set a rate of 99.9% to see any return at all?

With balls as big as, wouldn't they get bigger returns from taxing lawyers and bankers gonads instead?

Wouldn't they just tax ex-wives, ex-husbands and ex-same gender partners with more than one pet.. any pets to claw back what they paid out in divorce settlements?

So where's the celebratory party going to be, then?

Relevant?  Well it's your/our money they're spending up big on, is it not?