Are you accusing me of thinking or trying to put words in my mouth?

Would you do what, and, more importantly, if you were a carpenter, would you hammer in the morning or save it 'til later and keep everyone awake at night with the incessant banging?

Do rednecks suffer with insomnia or do they just stay up late so's not to miss anything?

If I learn how to rip can I do that? Stay up late at night to post them at da and get banned cause I 'ripped' mrgrimey a new one?

Can I have the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra as backup?

Which microphone will he be singing into?

If Freddie Mercury were still around, do you think George Michaels would leave a bit of spittle on his?

Of course it is, but are we in the right courthouse to examine it?

And who resuscitated it with rather prompt action and CPR?

But with which hand, left or right?

Are you still wearing those smelly socks or have you changed into your pantyhose?

Do you have binoculars or very strong bi-focals?

And does he have the appropriate lingerie to suit the occasion?

So you're not aware of the one in between?

Or could he have been underwhelmed by a War and Peace recital in D-Flat?

So you've not heard of the alternative left?

Now why didn't you change them back in June 2008 when I suggested?

Depends, are you peering into bedroom windows late at night?

Isn't that too many questions?

Is that similar to translucent?

Do middle-men suffer with nightmares about being crushed?

More to the point, was the major in cahoots with the camp cook to snaffle all the ice cream?

And where is front in relation to the far right?

Did your cheesy socks have 3 bands just above the ankle.   If so, would you believe they've walked to New Zealand and are on their way back to you?

Depends, how many times a second do you blink when you see a naked woman?

How many beers is too many?

Wouldn't getting behind the wagon and pulling eventually tire out the horses?

Or is it too many damn questions?

Are yall trying to confuse a redneck? 

You see answers????  All I see is more unanswered questions.

Can a redneck be confused by standing him in a 44 gallon drum and telling him to pee in the corner?

So you don't think rednecks are quite that gullible?