If there were only smart alec's with answers would we still be playing this game?

Would challenging the smart alec’s minds by dummies really be a challenge?

Are you saying that smart alec’s aren’t as smart as dummies but are really just full of themselves?

Smart alecs that "are" smart know that the more answers to questions the more questions pop up. Ain't that grand

(Hello starkers )

If saying "Thanks a million" was a grand gesture,would that be 1,000,000,000 thanks?

Isn't a real smart alec the one who says "I don't know"...  to avoid more questions popping up?

Actually, isn't that "ain't that a grand'... for like when somebody drops a piano on you and you're not sure what kind it is?

Can I take my thanks in dollar bills?

Cos a grand is better than having to go to the ER to have a 1 cent coin removed from your nose???

Did you have to go to the ER, or were you able to blow your 'thought' into a hanky???

If I was hankering after a blonde, buxom beauty, would that make me a naughty boy???

If he were naughty with her wouldn’t Shaunna make him walk the plank?

What was the question?

Let me get this right, I have an Ed reminding me that ED might be a corncern???

Don't you think my fear of having to walk the plank would be the reason I was actually speaking of her???

So you think I'm naughty, eh... well doesn't it take one to know one???

Precisely, who'd know where the questions begin and the answers end when every answer is a question, and every question is an answer?

Hiya JC, DP, Ed and Wiz... Doc.

Would the Joker be jealous because starkers can blow the batguy away with a quick swift one or would he just forget to breathe until he got out of the hoosegow??