Be very careful now...secret government projects are looking for bloated individuals for their ability to assimilate starkerbarks. Best to release the buildup inside your flubbersuits waste saver. Its specially coated to prevent accidental misfires. Any other questions?

And would I really unzip a banana?

Did you also hear that they don't run on batteries?

Why ask me... did you think I tinker with banana insertions other than orally devouring a banana sundae? 

Would you believe that people in other Oz states call Queenslanders "Banana Benders" ???

Oh Yeaah!!!!! Are you worried yet

Before or after he peels them? And what happens if the banana breaks off during insertion? Will it liquify...oozing out all slippery and stuff?

I didn't know trousers has salami pockets. Are they like hot pockets? You stick 'em in the microwave to heat 'em up?

Will Jafo ban us when he reads these posts? Will he go run out and buy trousers with salami pockets? Or will Angus 1949 keep up the good impression and save the day?

So, you're not partial to a nice pair... um, I mean pear?

Is that why you always get 12 when counting with your hands in your pockets?

What?  You don't have a salami pocket sewn into the inside leg of your trousers?  Oh, I get it... you use a pair of rolled up socks instead?  Sure hope they're not the ones you tramped down to the library every day in?  Could be a bit on the nose, don't ya think?

Didn't you know that Jafo is an architect, and that architects don't need salami pockets... that they are the grand masters of magnificent erections??

Not to mention all those pairs on the Ark. What a time they might've had. Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase...'Rockin' the boat'. Dontcha think?

Maybe... but don't you think he'd have had trouble seeing where he was going... with his dress thingy hoiked above head high due to the construction going on in his underwear???

Do yer think Noah got seasick because there wos a whole lot o' rockin' going on???

And do yer think Noah put a winged keel on the Ark to give it more stability during mating season??

More importantly, would Noah have made sure he was on the bottom and his missus on top... just in case he missed and breached the hull with his GINORMOUS construction???

Well if it is a log, Noah's not likely to drown if the Ark sinks, is he?

But then again, if it is a third leg, he won't have to share the prize for coming first in the 3 legged race, will he.

I reckon he was proud orright.... probably used it to hoist up the sails when his arms got tired of rowing, dontcha think?