Yeah, it'd be like a commuter standing at the subway exit during rush hour, wouldn't it???

Or would that be like finding yourself suddenly standing at the outlet pipe of a sewage treatment plant when the floodgates were opened???

It'll go down in the anals of history, won't it?

Isn't it all about showing ones fibre as a person or is it just about flakes and nuts milking the issue?  This isn't sugar coated is it.  Can this information be easily digested?

Doesn't EVERYTHING give you gas Cap'n?

Wouldn't it when it breaches the Geneva Convention rules on WMD's?

Doesn't that fall under the "poisonous gas" rules?

I believe it was banned more for the fact it burned peoples eyes so badly they couldn't see the sporting event, wasn't it?

And why some stadiums never had rooves... cos the coaches wouldn't be able to throw hissy-fits or tantrums when they couldn't see player cock-ups through the concentrate of gas??

Actually, did you know that it was I who suggested retractable rooves... so's the CC gas escaped and I didn't get chucked out before half-time???

And did you know that I also drink the cabbage water to refine/fine tune the process... that it acts like a fiberous lubricant to ensure free passage for the CC gas???

Isn't sphincter lube something you can buy in those kinky adult stores to aid in the insertion of butt plugs and 'other' things??

Awm c'mon... do people really use gerbils as butt plugs???

Does K-Y Gerbil Jelly work for hamsters and other rodents... and would fudge packagers strike at pet shops to release gerbils and eliminate the competion???