Now I never said they lit up like xmas trees so sunglasses are probably ?? a little to much.
Now would "they" be the polka-dots or headlights?

And if I took off my sunnies, would I be dazzled?? 
But I enjoy a little absurd drama theatre
So if somebody absurdly wrote an unlikely play about bankers giving back money, would you sit through it? 
Not according to his definition was he?
Or was that because he knew he was firing blanks??? 