Given all the starkerbarks, I couldn't... could I???
Come to think about it, which I do,... being I have an over-abundance of curried cabbage gas, would you consider mine to be a super calibrated, turbo charged, fuel injected arse???
Sounds like something Julie Andrews sang in Sound of Music doesn't it?
Orright, who else around here missed IROKONESS??? Welcome back sugar plum, 'tis good ta see ya.
It seems a lot of us are here a bit and then gone for a bit, so I never know who's been missing (except me of course),

At any rate I sure am happy to see the young lady return.