The Galactic Senate

DSep

Join Date 07/2007

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The Galactic Senate

Welcome all! The Galactic Senate will be our new meeting room to decide on metaverse matters! This means that this is it's sole function...for now. This may change. This is not a slander thread like the Galactic Council one. There is no tolerance for profanity and swearing.
The leader of the senate will be voted upon once every 3 weeks! When the leader's term is up, he may be elected as many times as the voters want...unlimited! You may vote for yourself!
If the leader of the Senate does something inappropriate on this thread, then he will be immediately ousted and his throat will be slit with a razor. Then we'll rip his heart out and "The Legions of Darkness" (The Raiders special forces) will feast on it!
To be elected, one must have at least 12 the most votes! You may only vote for 1 person each ELECTION!
All issues must be brought to attention by either a senator or overlord of an empire! A citizen may bring up an issue, but it will not be voted on until a senator or overlord formally proposes it. To be considered a senator or overlord, you must have at least one other person in your empire besides yourself and you must have senator status!
That's all there is to say....now let's get started!

AMENDMENTS:
1. Anyone who is a senator in more than 1 empire counts as 2 votes but NOT 2 people! If you wish to be counted as a "Super" Senator, you must send me a PM telling me which empires you're a senator in.
2. The leader of the 1st place empire counts as 3 votes!
3. Free beer for all in attendance, but not to excess.
4. To pass anything, it must receive at least 12 6 votes, but if the nos outweigh the yeses, then it does not get passed.

Current First Place Empire Leader: Kzinti Patriarch

CURRENT SENATE LEADER: DSep

NEXT ELECTION: Whenever I decide...but i'm a dictator, so i proably won't.

-Dave

Long Live The Raiders

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HAHAHA, Now thats a Dually.

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I knew you would like it. I even sprung for the Deluxe Camper Package.

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Sorry for being away for a day! This vote's not supposed to take a week! please band together and agree on a new leader!!

-Dave

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Neilo

Join Date 04/2006

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ME!

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ME!

No. ME!

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Nu uh!! ME!!

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vote! don't just say "ME" or "Nu uh!! ME!!" if you guys don't decide by some time tomorrow, then i'll just appoint someone to take over! I wasn't supposed to lead for more than a week!

-Dave

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K fine!
I vote for myself

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Neilo

Join Date 04/2006

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I vote for Kryo.

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KzintiPatriarch

Join Date 05/2007

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I'm having a hard time deciding between MottiKhan and AdriansCamaro. They're both evil and and funny, which are the paramount qualities for the leader of the prestigious organization. So I split my votes between them and give 1.5 to MottiKhan, and 1.5 to AdriansCamaro!

Sentient species taste better...

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Adrians gave me a nice new truck. So I give 4 votes to Adrians and 1 vote to Kzinti

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By PlayJeff's decree that all former elected leaders have 5 votes, I shall give 1.5 votes to MottiKhan, 1.5 votes to PlayJeff, 1.5 votes to KzintiPatriarch, 1.5 votes to Neilo and 1.5 votes to TheGreatEmperor (I don't know him but with that NAME I'm sure he is more than qualified to lead this council).
PS-I've never been good at basic math (quantum physics is more my thing) so if the votes don't add up correctly than just give all 5 of my votes to SethPenguin!!

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MottiKhan

Join Date 04/2007

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Thanks for the wheels, AdriansCamaro!

Of course, myself being a noncorporeal being, that moment in time has and will last an eternity. Major bummer.

Then again, all moments in time are eternal, so I'll just switch to that time I fell into the whiskey vat by "accident".

Let's see... The vote continues, eh? I'll cast one for Embird and one for Piznit.

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I'm back.

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since nobody has really taken this vote seriously, i am voluntarily stepping down from this office of evil to make way for the future. I have appointed playjeff45 as the new leader for the next 2 weeks. Congratulations!

-Dave

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MottiKhan

Join Date 04/2007

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Welcome back, penguindude!

Congrats on the hostile takeover, playjeff45!

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Me, and the Empire of Me, is outraged at this very undemocratic turn of events.
As such I am resigning from this senate unofficially until the following demands are met.

Demands:
1) Big Statue of Me
2) The Senate give into to any further demands I come up with at a later time.

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UHHH, OKAY TGE. I will send forth people to make a statue in your honour. As for demands,?
The first order we shall take is well....Lets see if there are any others who have any ideas, (excluding and new votes until tomorrow) Sorry just got off work, a little hungover and have been curing it with more liquid of the GODS.

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MottiKhan

Join Date 04/2007

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Ahh...An evil set of demands to kick off this senate's first session. I can't think of a better start.

Your statue shall be made of gold, taken without anesthetic from the teeth of those we captured and deemed worthy of living. It shall be solid and stand 31.4159265 feet tall. Don't worry. We'll find something to do with the excess gold we collected, too.

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As for me i'll just get the Majora's Mask and put it on, then we can all just wach what happens (

) . PS: Great job PlayJeff!

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And as for the Gecko, AH yes the Gecko, Us of age Evil ones do need a round of beer. And Kzinti, stop eating them, They're kinda bony.

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KzintiPatriarch

Join Date 05/2007

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And as for the Gecko, AH yes the Gecko, Us of age Evil ones do need a round of beer. And Kzinti, stop eating them, They're kinda bony.

They make such a lovely crunching sound...

Sentient species taste better...

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And as for the Gecko, AH yes the Gecko, Us of age Evil ones do need a round of beer. And Kzinti, stop eating them, They're kinda bony.They make such a lovely crunching sound... Sentient species taste better...

With the Majora's Mask, that crunch will be no more.

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KzintiPatriarch

Join Date 05/2007

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With the Majora's Mask, that crunch will be no more.

Sounds even crunchier. I have a proposal to bring before the Senate. I propose we declare geckos utterly delicious. Who's with me!?

PLayJeff, you really need to get to work and make more autoctratic declarations. I expect more of you. You dont want to have a recall vote to deal with...

Sentient species taste better...

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With the Majora's Mask, that crunch will be no more. Sounds even crunchier. I have a proposal to bring before the Senate. I propose we declare geckos utterly delicious. Who's with me!?PLayJeff, you really need to get to work and make more autoctratic declarations. I expect more of you. You dont want to have a recall vote to deal with... Sentient species taste better...

I'm calling from another galaxy. We're destroying the empires here.

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