I am Janitor of Borg... do you need any help with getting that gum off your 'implants'???

Only 2 more left?

I am Customer of Borg... I'll purchase those!  Then I suppose you'll need help un-assimilating that gum.

I am Attorney General of Borg... Mr Nixon, you have been impeached and your presidency will be assimilated by someone without a preoccupation with gates, dams or other water related topics... we need a President with an interest in OIL.

I am Sarah Palin of Borg... meanwhile, back in Alaska, I am preparing my next assault on the US Presidency... if I can find a running mate who can afford my expensive taste in wardrobe

I am Bill of Borg. Resistance is futile. You will drop your decent OS and install mine. Stability and freedom are irrelevant. Your life, as it has been, is over. From this time forward you will service, us.

I am "Stone Cold" Steve Austin of Borg....if ya think Stone Cold should assimilate all of this, gimme a HELL YEAH!

I am Hulk Hogan of Borg....what'cha gonna do, collective, when the 24-inch pythons assimilate you?"

The Rock of Borg says.....IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ASSIMILATE!!

Ric Flair of Borg says, "To be the Man, you gotta assimilate THE MAN!"

And, finally,

"I'm Mr. T of Borg, and I PITY THE FOOL that tries to assimilate me!!"

I am Stardock of Borg... no, we won't be building computers for customers, but we make excellent implants to pretty up their desktops some.

I am Spreadsheet of Borg, call me Locutus 1-2-3.

I am Murphy of Borg. Anything that can be assimilated will be.

I am Depressed of Borg.....assimilation bums me out.

I am Procrastinator of Borg....I'll get around to assimilation someday.

I am Bipolar of Borg....both of us have been assimilated.

I am Paranoid of Borg....I just know someone is out to assimilate me.

I am Hamlet of Borg; To be assimilated or not to be assimilated, - that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the collective to suffer
the slings and arrows of an outraged Federation
or by assimilating end them?

I am Geriatric of Borg... when I was younger I'd assimilate twice daily... but these days I'm pushing to get myself and Willy up for the Hand Jive.

I am Rhett Butler of Borg... quite fankly, m'dear, I don't give a damn if we assimilate or not.

I am Scarlett of Borg... Damn it, Rhett, you've been off implanting with those darned Yankees agin, haven't ya!

I am Easter Bunny of Borg.....my assimilation tastes like chocolate.

I am Playboy Bunny of Borg.... and so do I.