I am John Wayne of Borg. You will be assimilated, pilgrim.

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I am Mick Jagger of Borg -- I can't get no, (pause) assimilation.

I am Doc of Borg... since assimilating so much karma I'm finding that I suffer constipation more frequently. 

I am Viagra of Borg....if you experience an assimilation lasting longer than four hours.......consider yourself lucky.

That wouldn't be hard to do...errr...might be too hard to do, Wiz.

 <------ A present for The Wiz.

I am ZubaZ of Borg. I am and will be... assmililated. A spellcheck is useless and futlie......

I am Hamlet of Borg. You are to be, or not to be, assimilated.

I am Hamlet of Borg... alas poor Yorrick (as he looks into the eyes of the skull) someone hath assimilated thine beautiful good looks.

I am Medical Director of Borg... physician, heal thyself, and prescribe yourself some Viagra.

I am Rubik of Borg, and the cube was MY idea.

I am Visual Basic of Borg.
  If you <> "assimilated" then
  you = "assimilated"
  end if

I am Pentium of Borg. Arithmetic is irrelevant. Division is futile. You WILL be approximated.

I am banker of Borg.....I was assimilated I tell ya

I am George H Bush of Borg. Read my lips........no new assimilations.

I be Pirate of Borg... an' I be scuttlin' bankers yachts cos they be tha only buckits afloat wot 'aves booty aboard these days.

I'm A.I.G. of Borg....I'm too big to fail, but not too big to take yer bucks and give them too the morons that caused all this.