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Reply #726 October 9, 2008 11:30:44 AM
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I am Jobs of borg.. I have patented your distinctive uniqueness. Tho we did not invent you it has been deemed that our interaction with you has changed your collective thought processes, this new pattern of thinking is ours. Please refrain from thinking in the future, all violators will have to pay us $150 per thought. Please send all monies to we_assimilate_everything_not_ours@mac'borg.com

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Reply #727 October 9, 2008 11:32:27 AM
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opps double post

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Reply #728 October 9, 2008 12:43:12 PM
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I am Deionychus of Borg - try to assimilate me I'll bite yer f****n' head off man...

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Reply #729 October 9, 2008 12:54:42 PM
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I am Deionychus of Borg

 

Looks like you were assimilated already

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Reply #730 October 9, 2008 4:39:32 PM
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No, my ass has been malted...

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Reply #731 October 10, 2008 5:53:25 AM
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Please send all monies to we_assimilate_everything_not_ours@mac'borg.com

Hehe...

I am Bill Gates of Borg... not only does Jobsy assimilate other peoples ideas, even his brain is/was somebody elses intellectual property.

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Reply #732 October 10, 2008 4:12:13 PM
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Oh my God.  Surgeon of Borg just assimilated my prostate.

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Reply #733 October 11, 2008 4:02:17 AM
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I am Deionychus of Borg - try to assimilate me I'll bite yer f****n' head off man...

Hehe... just can't help myself... can I...

I am Dentist of Borg... not at your age, you won't.  Cos if I don't hurry with your dentures, you'll be sucking it off instead.

BTW, Fuzzy Deionychus ( didn't know dinosaurs had hair.. but still) I hope your 'long break' has been enjoyable, refreshing and envigourating for you... you international man of mischief, you.

Oh my God. Surgeon of Borg just assimilated my prostate.

Sorry to hear that, Angus, I hope all is well now and that your recovery is swift.  Take care, bud.

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Reply #734 October 11, 2008 4:09:08 AM
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Oops, nearly forgot what I originally came in here for...

I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I will assimilate the misconduct report on me so that I didn't do what I have done.

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Reply #735 October 11, 2008 4:11:58 AM
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I am Todd Palin of Borg... and I will unofficially assimilate in your official office so I didn't do it, either.

 

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Reply #736 October 11, 2008 4:14:25 AM
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I am John McCain of Borg... I am assimilating damage control here, and I'll have the Secret Service assimilate it for you.

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Reply #737 October 11, 2008 11:52:11 AM
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Sorry to hear that, Angus, I hope all is well now and that your recovery is swift. Take care, bud.

Thanks Starkers.  Recovery is very slow due to complications, but I've always been a tenacious son of a bitch so I'll get through this one also.  Right now I'm kind of Borged out.

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Reply #738 October 12, 2008 2:33:20 AM
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Thanks Starkers. Recovery is very slow due to complications, but I've always been a tenacious son of a bitch so I'll get through this one also. Right now I'm kind of Borged out.

Sorry to hear your recovery isn't going the best, Angus, it's not what I was hoping to hear.  I've had complications after surgeries myself (infections and the like) so I do feel for you and hope you'll be fighting fit in no time at all.

As for being all Borged out, here's a lttle help...

I am angus1949 of Borg... the surgeon may have assimilated my prostate, but my implant still gives 'rise' to much enjoyment.

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Reply #739 October 12, 2008 4:03:17 PM
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No implant yet, just a Borg pump to simulate assimulation.

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Reply #740 October 12, 2008 4:57:21 PM
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I am timelimit of threads - Your lifetime will be exceeding? ..

 I'm not so good at this...

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Reply #741 October 13, 2008 12:28:07 PM
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No implant yet, just a Borg pump to simulate assimulation.

I am Blow-up Doll of Borg... well hello there, big boy, why don't ya blow me up sometime... I'm so much better looking than that silly Borg assimulation pump and I never kiss n' tell.

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Reply #742 October 15, 2008 7:16:51 PM
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Reply #743 October 15, 2008 11:14:08 PM
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I am Angus1949 of Borg... I am not at all happy with you, Blow-up Doll of Borg, you've assimilated a lot of my love and affection yet you still won't cook, clean or sew... and I need someone who'll at least fetch me a beer.

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Reply #744 October 16, 2008 10:47:16 AM
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I assimilated Wife of Borg that doesn't do any of those things either.

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Reply #745 October 17, 2008 10:43:52 PM
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I am Wife Of Borg.... Angus, are you complaining about me again... cos if you are, you'll be assimilating by yourself on the couch tonight.  And you can forget about Blow-up Doll of Borg as well... she also has a headache.

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Reply #746 October 19, 2008 10:12:45 PM
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    I am Mae West of Borg i don't assimulate anything

 

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Reply #747 October 19, 2008 11:09:53 PM
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I am smorgas of Borg ...... bon appétit

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Reply #748 October 21, 2008 1:48:12 PM
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Quoting starkers,
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I am Wife Of Borg.... Angus, are you complaining about me again... cos if you are, you'll be assimilating by yourself on the couch tonight.  And you can forget about Blow-up Doll of Borg as well... she also has a headache.


Sounds good to me.  Time for a little self-assimilation....I meant self-reflection.

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Reply #749 October 22, 2008 1:06:15 AM
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Sounds good to me. Time for a little self-assimilation....I meant self-reflection.

Self-assimilaion, eh?  Self reflection, eh?

Does that mean you are Angus1949 of Borg... and you self-assimilate in front of the mirror????  

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Reply #750 October 22, 2008 9:40:28 PM
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I am Boutique of Borg... Sarah Palin just came in and purchased $147.00 worth of clothes with Repub money, not that it'll improve her image any. None of it goes with her 'Moose Musk lipstick' and her ass still looks fat in it.

I am Repub Treasurer of Borg... instead of giving Sarah Palin $150k to tart up her appearance, I think we would better have been served paying an orthodontist to wire her mouth shut... given her huge propensity to put her foot in it with monotonous regularity.

I am Democrat Treasurer of Borg... I would have authorised twice as much the get her a lobotomy... but in actual fact it would cost a mere fraction of the $150k cos the surgeon would have very little to work with/on.

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