Yeah, I know... you're a top bloke and thanks for the kind thought, I appreciate it
I am mrs starkers of Borg.... you've no reason to complain anyhow.... you've already had a lifetime's worth of assimilating, more than your fair share and half of somebody elses as well.
And yeah.... she really said that.
Good on ya mate!
I am Repetitive Lee of Borg... look, I've assimilated identical dual posts.... damned edit button be missin' agin'
No worries
I am Dr McCoy of Starfleet Command... sorry starkers, my tricorder reading show your implant has no pulse... no signs of life as we know it.
I am Mr Spock of Starfleet Command... Captain, I believe Mr starkers implant is of unknown alien origin and it may not function out of its element.
I am Captain Kirk of Starfleet Command... Mr Sulu, plot a course for Erecton, well take Mr starkers to planet where gravity doesn't play such a big part in the scheme of things.
I am the Queen of Borg.... it's eons since I was assimilated... can I come too?
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I think I was assimilated by a moose in a former life, so now I shoot 'em first and ask questions later.
I am John McCain of Borg. I think that school PTA experience gives Sarah Palin enough executive experience to be assimilated as Vice President. If this is the case I should at least qualify as a Senator.
Hehe... I am John McCain of Borg.... and I won't be assimilating Sarah Palin's lipstick again, not after what Barrack Obama said.
I am Todd Palin of Borg... now that I've been subpeonaed regarding my wife's abuse of power, she's most likely now to become the President of Vice.
I am Zubbish of Brog and I will missspel Iek of Brog and disrappir him.
Thinking of you, Zubaz and you all remain in Doc's prayers.
Holding really good thoughts of you, even if you can't splel for carp.
Doc
I am Director of Agriculture of Borg... this job was handed to me cos Sarah Palin and I assimilated together at the same high school... so it's Alaska today, Washington tomorrow.
I am Barack Obama of Borg... and I regret my Sarah Palin comment... that you can put lipstick on a pig but it is still a pig. According to a pig farmer friend of mine, the sale of spare ribs has gone into decline and pork belly stocks the NYSE have plummeted.
I am John McCain of Borg... here Sarah, put this Borg Intelligence recommended tinfoil hat under your wig so they can't probe your mind for the truth about your abuse of power.
I am Sarah Palin of Borg... I can see Russia from my bedroom window... just hope those 'former' commies can't see in when Todd and I are assimilating.
I am Bill Clinton... now John McCain and his implant are too old to be assimilating in the Oval Office like I did, but I have no doubt he and that Palin woman will 'assimilate up' the country with their policies if elected.
I am the Wicked Witch of the West of Borg... so what if Sarah Palin was blessed in church to protect her from witchcraft, I have no doubt she will dust off her broomstick and re-assimilate when she needs to turn a Democrat into a frog
http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/world/5040414/palin-blessed-to-be-witchcraft-free/
I an Jose Antonio Cruz of Borg...Pick me up for DUI, would ya. Well here, cop, assimilate this fart and you'll know exactly how much I've had to drink. http://au.news.yahoo.com/a/-/odd/5041407/foul-wind-blows/
I am BSOD of Borg... all assimilations for today have been canceled due to an ED (Electrical Detour) Sorry for this inconvenience, but all power has been rerouted to the lobotomy theatre, where DrJo is attempting to find GWB's brain, using a high powered electro magnetic telescope.
I am Engineer of Borg... I'd like to finish that 'bridge to nowhere' and make it go somewhere, but I don't reckon Sarah Palin 'll let me cos that's where all her hair brained ideas go... nowhere.
I am Joe Biden of Borg... I loved debating with Sarah Palin, she so reminded me of when I was at school and this silly schoolgirl kept winking and pulling funny faces when she didn't know the answers.
One thing is for certain, she is not Master Debator of Borg.
I am Debate Adjudicator of Borg... I declare Sarah Pain the winner, not because of anything that came out of her mouth (that was shite), but because she winked at me and showed a bit of leg....hmmm. I might be on to a good thing there.
I am Deputy Debate Adjudicator of Borg.... if Biden had shown me a bit of leg and winked, I'd have given it to him.
I am Debate Referee of Borg... that 'nail jello to the wall' comment will earn you 10 demerit points, Mr McCain... any more references to substance abuse will see you disqualified and led away in handcuffs to a place where your implant will be nailed to a wall.
I am Her Majesty QE II of Borg... as you know, I intend to reclaim the American Colonies, however, if Sarah Palin is still Governor of Alaska at that point in time, I would want that State to cecede from the Commonwealth and become its own Principality. The woman is far too ambitious and I do not wish for her to be eying off my crown.
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