I am Weight Lifter of Borg.... with my new and improved implant, hehe... look, no hands.

Um!!!.... NO!!!!

Take a look at this WWW Link, I think that'll give you an idea how he won gold in the light heavyweight division.

I am the Grand Poobah Of Borg... nurse, please take Bichur of Borg to Doctor Butcher of Borg to see if his throbber implant is broken again... I'm detecting a bit of jealousy going on here.

I am Private of Borg...DO NOT alter my private parts implants.   

I'd be seeing a physician about that, if I were you.

I am Insomniac of Borg... an implant of windowblinds in my eyelids would be good, so it's a lot darker in here when I'm trying to sleep.

I am ObjectDock Of Borg... my internet docklet just assimilated a porn site and now I have a sexually transmitted virus.

I am Dreamscene of Borg... a nightmare implant is now available if Collective members who require something a little more up-tempo.

I am Bootskin of Borg... and you're gonna feel the full force of my size 12's in your Collective arses if you's don't get back to work.



At our age, Angus, that shouldn't be a concern... it's getting the little blue pill stuck in our throats and ending up with a stiff neck.

Whatcha mean, haven't worked... my adams apple is up so far I can't fasten my top two buttons, much less wear a tie.

I am Eyeagara of Borg... for guards who can't keep their eyes open on the graveyard shift.

I am Cryagara of Borg... for the all cried out Sensitive New Age Borg.

I am Thighagara of Borg... supplement for members of the Borg Ministry of Silly Walks.

I am Nasalagara of Borg... a spray for those who have trouble swallowing the little blue pills.

I am Biagara of Borg... for Collective members who like to assimilate twice a night.

I am all out of borg jokes of borg, I will assimilate another one later...

I am Bjorn Borg of Borg... I don't need assimilating because my great, great, great grandfather was the original Borg, but I could use some Viagra cos his implant was passed down through the generations to me.

I am John McEnroe of Borg.... UMPIRE, ARE YOU *BLEEPING* BLIND??? MY IMPLANT WAS NOT OUT!!!

I am Mcdonalds of borg, my implants are cheap and mostly tastless, but why change a working system, with billion's and billion's of implants sold each year.

I am Dr Jo622 of Borg... I didn't realise my Zubish Dictionary Implant was giong to impact on my work. A patient with a chronic masturbation problem came bcka complaining thta I wrtoe him a prescription fro Viagra instead of Valium.

I am angus1949 of Borg... Doc, I think that Zubish Dictionary Implant has affected your hearing as well. I said that I had a matriculation problem and needed something to help me study... but thanks a bunch anyhow.

I am Bichur of Borg... now Dr Jo is my kinda doctor. Goodbye broken throbber...YIPPEEEEE!!!!

I am MicroHoo of Borg.... we are the Collective of Microsoft and Yahoo of Borg, and we plan to bring down the evil empire of Google of Borg with our superior data mining implants. Mwahahaha!

 

I am starkers of Borg... thanks for the gesture Dr Jo of Borg... 7of9 is a beauty to be sure, but my broken throbber requires a surgical solution, the Borg Health System isn't interested in my issue and I can't afford Starfleet's health insurance premiums.

Oh well, there's more to life than assimilation... I got a great missus who loves me for who I am, and I've made some great friends here in my home away from home... so I'm not complaining.

Did you say surgeon or  Doc???????????