offers of watches?
Yeah, that reminds me....
One day at school the principal's son was sporting a fancy new watch, and when I asked him how and where he got it from he replied: "Well, don't tell anybody else, but I caught me dad and the school secretary at it in his office the other day, and he offered me this watch to keep quiet about what I'd seen."
Ah, I thought, I liked that watch very much, and armed with that desire and information, I staked out the principal's office for days, ever so quietly, patiently outside waiting for 'those' noises to begin.
Aha, my perseverance paid off, the noises commenced and I burst into his office to catch them in the act: "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT???"
Me: "I wanna watch!!"
Principal: Well come in, sit down and close the door behind you!"
