One day, some fair-dinkum Nigerian ex king/president's dead finance advisor is going to contact you...for REAL...with a shitload of money... |
Won't happen to me....my luck is so bad that if it were raining money, I'd get washed down the gutter with a rubber cheque. Hence, I can trashcan that fantastic Nigerian offer with absolute certainity that I won't be kicking myself 'for ever and a day'.
A couple of days ago my wife got two amazing offers in her Yahoo-mail...one from a 'russian oil & gas baron' who needed to hide all his money from the government in an offshore 'private' bank account....
The other from a 'lawyer' who's administering the deceased estate of someone with no living relatives...supposedly he had to find an heir (any heir) to prevent his government absorbing the funds (US$18.770.057) into state coffers....yeah sure, I'll just take the interest on that, thank you!!!!
Sadly, the people with REAL money oozing from their orifices aren't so generous...so what we're left with is bogus generosity and people in the same boat as us (far from wealthy) trying to scam what little we have from us.
Truth is, if any of these offers were genuine, they'd have been arranged via a legal eagle in your vicinity, and you'd have prior knowledge of its arrival by snail mail to your home or business address....if not, you can reasonably discount it as being bogus